Wednesday, December 7, 2005

Friendly Conversation Amongst Bickering Women

“Am I seeing you this weekend?”

“Saturday, right?”

“Yea, Sunday J has a birthday party and I don’t think you are invited.”

“Oh that's right. Only thing is I have a chest cold virus. I feel OK but I just have a cough. It’s been here for a while. Is it OK for me to come with that?”

“Sure, J has Croup. You can swap.”

“Cool, what do you do for croup?”

“Don’t worry, you wouldn’t get it, your too old.”

“Oh, what are you saying? I’m old?”

“Uh, your not 2 and you do have such soft skin, you have a few extra bags and gray hairs than him, so deal with it.”

“Fine! I’m going to bed.”

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